mardi 26 février 2013

Her birthday

Posted by John | mardi 26 février 2013 | Category: , , | 0 commentaires





It was my girlfriend's birthday,
and I forgot about her gift.
I was worried she'd find out,
with punishment that's swift.

When I heard the door bell,
my sweat combined with stress.
Her reaction and disappointment,
I tried not to think nor guess.

It was way too late to drive,
to the flower shop or store.
I wished her happy birthday,
as I opened the front door.

I told her to sit down,
and simply just relax.
While thinking of a plan,
my brain was at its max.

Said I'll be right back,
as I ran into my room.
Quickly went online,
hoping to avoid my doom.

I ordered that weird looking,
purple and black purse.
Printed out a birthday card,
and added a sweet verse.

Gave her the freshly printed card,
with a hug and a long nice kiss.
She was more than happy,
I knew she was in bliss.

 



I tried my best to explain,
the purse will be a bit late.
She said that it's alright,
she doesn't mind to wait.

As I smiled in relief,
I woke up from this dream.
Realized it's her birthday,
and began to run and scream.

jeudi 21 février 2013

Bouquet

Posted by John | jeudi 21 février 2013 | Category: , | 0 commentaires



After the bouquet is thrown,

Get out of the danger zone,
Women will be going wild,
All of them just so beguiled.

They'll shove and pull and also fight,
They'll keep that bouquet in their sights,
They'll scratch and push with greatest force,
And all while smiling, of course.

All this just to be wed next,
Those who miss are truly vexed,
She who wins is full of glee,
But single men will start to flee!

jeudi 14 février 2013

Valentine's Day

Posted by John | jeudi 14 février 2013 | Category: , | 0 commentaires

Here I amtwo years later, on a subject already treated with a lot of irony (A chronicle about Valentine's day). For this Valentine's Day, I will abandon my devil clothes and put on my angel costume. So, I can deliver a piece of advices. Guys, if you're looking for inspiration, think about this. Where would you be without your girlfriend? Have you ever tried sharing feelings with your buddies? They just don't get it, and they would laugh at you anyway. Be thankful that you have someone that you can be vulnerable with. Having a woman in your life is a gift. Your bodies fit together because your souls fit together and you're meant to be together. Say thank you to your girlfriend. Tell her how grateful you are that she’s in your life. May these following words and verses inspire you for a long time:


My heart

For this Valentine’s day,
I don't have much money,
No rings, or a car, or a special necklace,
What I instead decided to give you is something priceless,
It's something every girl wants,
No girl seems to find,
Money can't buy,
What some people call the meaning of life,
And what others say only God himself can award you.

What is this priceless treasure?
It's something I can't give any other girl in the world,
Something you cannot return,
And the only treasure you will have after you die.

When you see God at the gates to Heaven,
He will ask if you have found true love?
You will say no I didn't,
It is then he will look at you strangely,
You will ask what's wrong and he will say,
If you didn't find true love,
Then why do you have two hearts?
At this time you will remember,
That it was me who gave you,

My heart forever...