It was my girlfriend's birthday,and I forgot about her gift.I was worried she'd find out,with punishment that's swift.When I heard the door bell,my sweat combined with stress.Her reaction and disappointment,I tried not to think nor guess.It was way too late to drive,to the flower shop or store.I wished her happy birthday,as I opened the front door.I told her to sit down,and simply just relax.While thinking of a plan,my brain was at its max. Said...

After the bouquet is thrown, Get out of the danger zone, Women will be going wild, All of them just so beguiled. They'll shove and pull and also fight, They'll keep that bouquet in their sights, They'll scratch and push with greatest force, And all while smiling, of course. All this just to be wed next, Those who miss are truly vexed, She who wins is full of glee, But single men will start to fle...

Here I am, two years later, on a subject already treated with a lot of irony (A chronicle about Valentine's day). For this Valentine's Day, I will abandon my devil clothes and put on my angel costume. So, I can deliver a piece of advices. Guys, if you're looking for inspiration, think about this. Where would you be without your girlfriend? Have you ever tried sharing feelings with your buddies? They just don't get it, and they would...